It's no secret that I like to be a little dramatic.
It shouldn't shock you that this also applies to my cycle.
It also shouldn't shock you that each and every month I bust out my best Maury Pauvich impression (air microphone and all) to tell Andrew "You are NOT the Father."
Usually he just rolls his eyes, and goes back to sleep. Yes, I wake him to tell him this at 5:15am. I'm nice like that.
The coversation was slightly different yesterday morning though.
It went something like this:
Amy: ANDREW, You are NOT the father!!
Andrew: I looked at your period calculator app last month and took a mental note. I thought it was coming on the 20th?
I had no words. And then I laughed my ass off.
I'm glad that I'm so pleasant that he takes mental notes of when to expect me at my finest. That right there my friends, is a good man!