Last night I took a much needed night off.
I skipped the gym. I got my nails done. I ate popcorn for supper while watching THE WORST movie I have ever seen. It was really terrible.
...but I kind of wished I was eating my popcorn off
Alcide's Joe Manganiello's rippled abs.
I was about to ask if that's wrong. But it's not. How could it be wrong to want to eat popcorn off of a character named Big Dick Richie?