Confession: Sometimes I feel a little like this old lady. I have a lot of boobs.
Confession #2: I often wear 2 (sometimes 3) bras when I play baseball. I hate the bounce.
Confession # 3: While I own a lot of sports bras, they aren't all top quality - hence the need to sometimes wear 3 of them. I have a few in my collection that are at least 7 years old. Gross, I know.
Confession #4: I was down to the last of my shitty bras (as a result of not enough laundry in my life) and pre-spin class I decided "Oh, I'll just wear this
ratty old disgusting bra with zero elasticity one as it's just a spin class - barely any impact."
Seems fine right? WRONG!
During the warm up, I could tell that I (and all those around me) were in big trouble.
It only got worse from there. The faster my legs would peddle, the more jiggling that would occur. And on the standing climbs? Forget about it. The best part? I was wearing a loose fitting v-neck t-shirt. Boobs.were.everywhere.
I changed my mind: that's not the best part. The best part is that I was in the front row and the instructor was my NEIGHBOR (and favorite instructor) Ken! Sorry about that visual. No one needs to see that.
- Keep up with laundry at ALL times.
- There IS impact during spin class
- Throw out any ratty old disgusting bras with zero elasticity
- Sometimes it's good to be anonymous at the gym